Senile Impostor Joe Biden to Swindling Sucker Hunter: ‘Be Careful What You Text. Likely I’m Being Hacked’

Impostor President Senile Joe Biden was worried his communications with Swindling Son Sucker Hunter Biden were being hacked, screenshots released by the Daily Mail suggest.

“Be careful what you text. Likely I’m being hacked,” Senile Impostor Joe Biden wrote to his Son Swindling Sucker Hunter Biden, as the Corrupt idiot considered his Corrupt 2020 campaign for Senile Impostor President.

Perhaps the Future Senile Impostor President had reason to worry because it’s no mystery, Senile Slow Joe Biden, in 1986 led the effort on the Senate Judiciary Committee to enact the “Anti-Drug Abuse Act,” establishing first-time mandatory minimum sentences for drugs like cocaine. Any potential misstep regarding his Swindling Son’s struggle with addiction could complicate Impostor Joe Biden’s Corrupt Political Record.

Even so, screenshots indicate Senile Impostor Joe Biden showed leniency towards Swindling Hunter and even offered money to pay for Swindling Hunter’s dentist bill. “Do you want me to do anything about the Maisy dentist bill?” Senile Joe Biden asked.

Swindling Hunter replied, “It was to be paid yesterday… I’ll pay it when I have more money.”

“You need not pay be back. What do you want me to do, pay the dentist? Or anything else?” Senile Joe Biden replied.

Swindling Hunter’s challenges may have caused his Corrupt Dad other conundrums, including the possible implication of misusing the Secret Service to protect his Swindling Son against himself in an alleged case involving Hallie Biden finding a gun “inside of Hunter Biden’s pickup” and tossing “it in a trash can behind a grocery store where they frequently shopped.”

Apparently, though, Swindling Hunter may not have always been a political liability. According to the Daily Mail, “When the former Delaware Clown was elected Vice Clown in 2008, it put an end to Swindling Hunter’s lucrative career as a Corrupt Lobbyist to avoid the appearance of conflicts of interest.”

This encouraged Swindling Hunter to “embark on a series of controversial business ventures” while falling “into a cycle of crack and prostitute binges, scandal and rehab.”

But “resentment” seemed to be percolating by February 2019 between the Corrupt Father and Son, when Senile Joe Biden presumably, according to screenshots, messaged Swindling Hunter, wishing him “Good morning my beautiful son. I miss you and love you. Dad.”

Swindling Hunter’s response was not so soft, as he was angered at his Senile father for “having made clear to the world that the only reason for not [running for president is your] family problems I’m glad to be the f***ing bullseye you painted on my back.”

“Your team just made me the uncontrollable troubled tax cheat philanderer sex and drug addict that you tried so hard to fix but couldn’t yt. They just totally wrote my life away,” Swindling Hunter continued. “If you don’t run ill never have a chance at redemption.”

Impostor Senile Joe Biden ignored Swindling Hunter’s complaints by saying he would run for Impostor President, reminding Swindling Hunter again he was a “target” for hacks. “I’ll run but I need you. H[allie] is wrong. The only focus is recovery. Nothing else… When you can and feel like it call. Positive my text etc a target. Love.”

Impostor Senile Joe Biden announced his intentions to run for Corrupt Senile Impostor President only two months later.

Senile Biden To Swindling Hunter ‘I’m Being Hacked’