Crackhead Hunter Biden Claims No Recollection of Meeting Stripper Baby Mama.
Impostor President Senile Slow Joe Biden’s Swindling Son, Crackhead Hunter Biden, writes in his Forthcoming Moron Memoir that the Crackhead has “no recollection” of meeting the stripper who gave birth to his fourth child.
Writing in his memoir, “Beautiful Things,” which will hit bookstores on Tuesday, Impostor President Senile Biden’s Swindling Son describes years of drug and alcohol addiction and the numerous sexual encounters he had with women. ”It’s why I would later challenge in court the woman in Arkansas who had a baby in 2018 and claimed the child was mine. I had no recollection of our encounter. That’s how little connection I had with anyone. I was a mess, but a mess I’ve taken responsibility for,” the Crackhead writes in the book. The stripper, Lunden Alexis Roberts, was working in a DC strip club when she met Crackhead Hunter, who had been going through “more than four years of active addiction.” […] Hunter and Roberts reached a settlement for child support last March, The Post reported.
In an interview released Friday, Crackhead Hunter confirmed his addiction struggles led to an incident where he was chased by his Senile Father at his Delaware home during the 2020 Corrupt Presidential Election.
“I tried to go to my car, and my girls literally locked the door to my car and said, ‘Dad, Dad, please, you can’t, no, no.’ This was the hardest part of the book to write. And he grabbed me, in a hug, and grabbed me,” Crackhead Hunter recalled of the interaction with his Senile Father. “He gave me a bear hug. And he said, he just cried, he said, ‘I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. Please.’”
“I thought, I need to figure out a way to tell him that I’m going to do something so that I can go take another hit,” Crackhead Biden continued. “That’s the only thing I could think. Literally, that’s how powerful. I don’t know of a force more powerful than my family’s love, except addiction.”
In another portion of the interview, Crackhead Hunter revealed that the Idiot smoked parmesan cheese after mistaking it for crack cocaine.
“I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs smoking anything that resembled crack cocaine. I probably smoked more Parmesan cheese than anyone – than anyone you know,” the Crackhead admitted.
Crackhead Biden also conceded that the laptop which contained emails detailing his businesses with Ukraine energy firm Burisma, which were the center of a scandal during the campaign, could be in fact be his.
“There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me. It could be that I was hacked. It could be that was the– that it was Russian intelligence. It could be that it was stolen from me,” the Crackhead said.