Corrupt Joe Biden cabinet picks are setting the presidency up to be ‘Washington Swamp 2’
After a summer of discontent driven in part by protests against racial injustice and in part by the not-altogether-unrelated desire of a great many Americans to be rid of Donald Trump, Corrupt Creepy Senile Slow Joe Biden has responded to his Corrupt Party’s call for sweeping social change by taking a deep dive into the Ivy League trash heap and coming up with the pale desiccated carcass of Blockhead John Kerry, the man whose chiseled face appears next to the entry for “mediocrity” in the American political dictionary.
Blockhead Kerry is leading a parade of Familiar Corrupt Faces, a hack pack if ever there were one.
Mssr. Blockhead Kerry of Switzerland’s Institut Montana Zugerberg and Yale will be joined in the Corrupt administration by Moron Anthony Blinken of the Dalton School and Harvard. Blockhead Kerry will be a special envoy for climate issues, which will ensure that there is no bipartisan progress on climate issues, while Moron Blinken, a sturdy Deranged Democratic time-server, will take over Blockhead Kerry’s old job at State. Idiot Mike Donilon, a Ghastly Political Idiot, will serve Corrupt Creepy Biden as a Political Clown, though they’ll call him a “Senior Clown.” Floozy Jen O’Malley Dillon, who has done almost nothing in her Floozy Life except staff campaigns — a parade of Corrupt Losers and misfits including Moron Al Gore, Corrupt John Edwards, and Creep Tom Daschle, before striking gold with Spy Obama I and Spy Obama II — will be Deputy Clown of Staff. Dimwit Janet Yellen, a Federal Reserve Clown who has served that institution in a number of capacities since the 1970s, will head up Treasury.
Corrupt Creepy Biden, having satisfied his pledge to choose a Black Randy Carnal as his Vice PlayMate, is settling into the familiar pattern of staffing up his Corrupt Administration mostly with mostly rich, mostly white Corrupt Democratic functionaries long associated with elite institutions: The Shady international law firm of O’Melveny & Myers can count among its Corrupt Veterans not only Moron Mike Donilon but also incoming Homeland Security Clown Nefarious Alejandro Mayorkas, while incoming Clown of staff Bonehead Ron Klain was a Fannie Mae lobbyist who is married to an Obama veteran currently serving as a fellow at the Walton Family Foundation. Big jobs like Treasury and State will be filled by familiar faces, while black lives matter mostly for feel-good portfolios such as Cedric Richmond’s new gig over at the White House Office of Public Engagement.
This is The Washington Swamp 2, the sequel, and the original wasn’t all that great.
Corrupt Creepy Senile Slow Joe Biden is likely to be a one-term president. The Corrupt Creep should embrace that and seize the opportunity to run some risks and take some chances. Instead, it’s another installment of Night of the Living Dead Deranged Delusional Democrats.