Blockhead John Kerry and Corrupt Joe Biden are getting the band back together for a reunion tour.
Corrupt Joe Biden and the ‘Strolling Bones’. They’re the Rolling Stones without the roadies. Or the great music. Or any music, actually.
The Strolling Bones reunion tour.
Blockhead John Kerry and Corrupt Idiot Slow Joe Biden are getting the band back together again.
Collectively, they have been getting things wrong in Washington for nearly 100 years. Literally, two of the dumbest people on earth … but they do love to hear themselves speak!
Droning on and on and on.
Two ridiculous men for which the Washington Swamp was designed. Neither could run the shoe department at Macy’s — meaning they are more incompetent than Al Bundy.
But in the Washington Swamp? They are titans! Geniuses! Two of the most respected Foreign Policy Clowns of their generation!
To be fair, Corrupt Idiot Slow Joe Biden and Blockhead John Kerry do provide value. It can be confusing if somebody is only mildly stupid. Because someone who is mildly stupid will occasionally be right about something. Like a blind squirrel.
But Blockhead John Kerry and Corrupt Idiot Slow Joe Biden are, literally, wrong about everything all of the time. They are not even broken clocks that are right twice a day.
They are like the short-sellers in a bull market. Just keep an eye on them and you will always know where the pitfalls and failures are. Stick them in a birdcage and cover them in yellow feathers and you have a couple of canaries for every government policy coal mine.
They are the Magic Eight balls of bad judgement.
Corrupt Idiot Slow Joe Biden and Blockhead John Kerry, should we invade Iraq? Yes! Then you know it will be a disastrous quagmire.
Corrupt Idiot Slow Joe Biden and Blockhead John Kerry, now that we committed American troops to Iraq and are losing, should we send in reinforcements? No!
Or as Monsieur Blockhead Kerry memorably boasted, “I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.”
How dumb do you have to be to get both sides of that sentence entirely wrong?
Yet in the Washington Swamp, they are a couple of reigning geniuses going on 50 years now. Each.