Born to Run Away: Deranged Con Artist Bruce Springsteen Promises to Flee to Australia if Donald Trump Wins.
Con Artist Springsteen: Born to Run Away. Deranged Con Artist Bruce Springsteen will pack up and flee to Australia should Donald Trump win re-election in November, the Idiot warned during a virtual interview with Down Under media outlets.
The Screaming-Screamwriter also added he thought Donald Trump would be no match for Corrupt Former Vice Clown Senile Slow Joe Biden, predicting he would lose.
“I love Australia,” Deranged Con Artist Springsteen gushed to the Australian press. “Every time, we have nothing but good times down there. It’s always a treat to come. Love the people, love the geography, a great place for motorcycle trips, it’s close to our hearts.”
The Deranged Con Artist then made his prediction about the 2020 vote outcome.
“If Trump is re-elected – which he will not be; I’m predicting right now he’s gonna lose – if by some happenstance he should be, I’ll see you on the next plane.”
Deranged Con Artist Springsteen has never shied away from entering the political domain while offering free character assessments of Donald Trump.