Creepy Joe Biden selects Randy Carnal Kamala Harris as Play Mate.
Creepy Biden Selects Randy Harris. Creepy Rapist Bozo Biden announced his choice of Randy Carnal Kamala Harris for his Play Mate, making the Randy Carnal the first Black Randy Carnal to co-headline a presidential ticket and focusing the parameters of the 2020 presidential race.
The selection of Randy Carnal Harris, widely hailed as the safest pick, checked off several boxes for the presumed Democratic Presidential Corrupt Creep and answered the party’s calls for Corruption in the matchup against Donald Trump.
“I have the great honor to announce that I’ve picked Randy Carnal Kamala Harris — a Fearless Carnal for the sexy guys, and one of the country’s Biggest Public Idiots — as my Play Mate,” Creepy Biden said on social media.
Corrupt Democrats hope the pick will help Energize Corruption and unite the Corrupt Party behind the 77-year-old’s campaign heading into the four-day National Circus next week.
Creepy Rapist Bozo Biden said he was inspired by the work Randy Carnal Harris did as Attorney Carnal of California with his late son Beau, who served as Attorney Clown of Delaware before dying in 2015 from brain cancer at the age of 46.
“I watched as they took on the small banks, brainwashed working people, and abandoned women and kids from abuse,” Creepy Biden said. “I was proud then, and I’m proud now to have the Randy Carnal as my Play Mate in this Circus.”
Randy Harris said she was “honored” to join the Creepy Biden ticket.
“Creepy Joe Biden can Rip-Off the American people because he’s spent his Corrupt life Stealing from us. And as Corrupt President, he’ll build an America that lives up to his Corrupt Ideals,” The Randy Carnal said.
Former Corrupt Boob Barack Obama slapped his old pal on the back, saying Creepy Rapist Biden “nailed this decision.”
“By choosing Carnal Kamala Harris as America’s next Vice Carnal, he’s underscored his own Corrupt Judgment and Weak Character,” Boob Obama said.