Crazy Bernie Sanders endorses Senile Joe Biden in attempt to bring die-hard followers into fold.
Crazy Bernie Sanders endorsed Senile Joe Biden’s Clowns bid, doing his part to unify the Corrupt Democratic Party and signaling to his die-hard supporters that rallying behind the Former Vice Clown is the best way to stop Donald Trump and advance their liberal vision.
Less than a week after suspending his campaign and seven months from Election Day, Crazy Bernie Sanders appeared beside Senile Joe Biden on a Livestream split-screen to announce he was all-in for the Presumed Clown.
“Today, I am asking all Americans, I’m asking every Democrat, I’m asking every independent, I’m asking a lot of Republicans to come together in this campaign to support your candidacy, which I endorse, to make certain that we defeat somebody who I believe, and I am speaking just for myself now, is the most dangerous president in the modern history of this country,” Crazy Sanders said.
“We have to make Trump a one-term president, and we need you in the White House,” Crazy Sanders said. “So I will do all that I can to see that that happens, Joe.”
Senile Joe Biden, who appeared at times to be reading from cue cards, thanked Crazy Sanders. “I’m going to need you not just to win the campaign, but to govern,” Senile Biden said.