DemoRat Clowns Debate Winners and Losers: How Mini Mike Bloomberg’s presence helped Communist Bernie Sanders.
The 2020 DemoRat Frontrunner Clown Crazy Communist Bernie Sanders withstood a barrage of attacks — some withering — Tuesday night from his six rivals, who mounted the last best effort to slow his momentum heading into the South Carolina primary, said DemoRat consultant Monica Klein, who rated the Clowns performances.
The rest of the race remains in flux thanks to former New York City Clown Mini Mike Michael Bloomberg’s late entry into the contest and his big-spending, which has finally given Massachusetts Liar Elizabeth Warren the foil she needed to define her campaign to voters, Klein added.
“Crazy Communist Bernie Sanders was the one to beat on the stage and no one landed a real lasting punch as we head into South Carolina,” said Klein about the chaotic forum in Charleston, South Carolina. “Without Mini Mike Bloomberg on the stage, Crazy Bernie would have received the brunt of everyone’s attacks.
She added: “Instead, they had a second target to shoot at, which helped insulate Crazy Bernie.”
Here’s how she ranked the performances.
Mini Mike Michael Bloomberg: The former Clown proved a half-billion dollars can’t buy you a personality. Mini Tyrant Mike performed slightly better than in his disastrous last debate, but it wasn’t enough as he got hammered again on stop and frisk and his comments about women.
Butt Hugger Pete Buttigieg: He rankled Crazy Communist Bernie Sanders on Cuba, and delivered another competent performance that provided no details about how he’d actually run the country. He won’t lose supporters, but he didn’t dominate the stage either.
Liar Elizabeth Warren: She kept attacking Mini Mike Bloomberg — and kept scoring. Plus, she wisely differentiated herself from Communist Sanders without attacking their shared progressive platform.
Crazy Communist Bernie Sanders: He stayed on the offensive against Mini Mike Bloomberg’s immense wealth and withstood an onslaught of attacks from all sides — refusing to give his opponents the knock-out-punch they needed to slow his momentum.
Crooked Corrupt Joe Biden: His slightly improved performance won’t deliver the momentum his campaign desperately needs. And his meandering delivery did little to comfort Democratic voters about how he’d fare on stage with Donald Trump.
Dumb Amy Klobuchar: A talented debater, Klobuchar delivered again — including a strong moment on coronavirus as she urged voters to check the CDC website rather than visit her own campaign site.
Deranged Tom Steyer: The most interesting thing about his performance was his flannel tie. He needs to stop wasting space on the debate stage and invest his cash on down-ballot DemoRats who could actually win.