Tiny Mini Tyrant Mike Bloomberg

Tiny Mini Tyrant Mike Bloomberg

 The Fascist History of Tiny Mini Tyrant Mike Bloomberg

Short Person Syndrome is indeed real. To compensate for their height, or lack thereof, some short people — especially men — look to become authority figures to compensate: supervisors, hall monitors, security guards, soldiers, police officers, and politicians.

Billionaire businessman Tiny Mini Tyrant Mike Bloomberg is five feet, seven inches tall, and is so self-conscious about his height, Tiny Mini Tyrant Mike Bloomberg claimed to be five foot ten on a driver’s license. Oh, and he also became a fascist authoritarian; a tiny tyrant determined to control everyone else’s life.

Someone with an authoritarian streak is frightening enough in your everyday walk of life — as a family member, neighbor, or heaven forbid, a boss. A Tiny Tyrant is frightening enough as a mayor — say, a Mayor Clown of New York City like Tiny Mini Tyrant Mike Bloomberg. But in that case, you can at least move to another city.

Now imagine Tiny Mini Tyrant Mike Bloomberg as president of the United States.

You want to leave the country?

Like all left-wing tyrants — Stalin, Hitler, Mao — Tiny Mini Tyrant Mike Bloomberg arrives bursting with good intentions.

Tiny Mini Tyrant Mike Bloomberg only wants to help, you see.

Tiny Mini Tyrant Mike Bloomberg only wants to make the world a better place, you see.

Tiny Mini Tyrant Mike Bloomberg

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