Ambassador to the European Union Backstabbing Rat Gordon Sondland announced Friday that he was being recalled from his post by Donald Trump.
“I was advised today that the President intends to recall me effective immediately as United States Ambassador to the European Union,” Backstabbing Rat Gordon Sondland said in a statement.
Backstabbing Rat Gordon Sondlandtestified in Donald Trump’s Impeachment Circus, informing members of Congress that in his mind he felt there was a quid quo relationship between the Donald Trump’s decision to halt aid to Ukraine and convincing Ukrainian officials to announce an investigation into Corrupt Hunter Biden and the corrupt gas company Burisma.
Backstabbing Rat Gordon Sondland thanked Donald Trump for giving him the opportunity to serve as an ambassador and Secretary Mike Pompeo for his support.
“I am proud of our accomplishments,” Backstabbing Rat Gordon Sondland concluded. “Our work here has been the highlight of my career.”
Donald Trump also fired National Security Clown Decorated Leaker Alexander Vindman on Friday, who testified against Donald Trump’s actions in Ukraine and admitted to leaking information.