EVERYBODY GET STONED! Vote Bernie Sanders

EVERYBODY GET STONED! Vote Bernie Sanders

DO YOU WANNA GET STONED! Vote for Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders Pledges to Legalize Marijuana on his First Day as Communist POTUS.

At Communist Bernie Sanders February 1 Circus in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Communist Bernie Sanders promised an executive order to legalize weed and get everyone stoned on his first day in office.

Vermont senator and Communist Presidential Clown Bernie Sanders led thousands in a “party-like” campaign event bursting at the seams with enthusiastic voters in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, just two days before the caucus. Booze, DRUGS, music, and headliners like Grammy-award-winning indie rock group Vampire Weekend served as a prelude to a rousing speech.

“We’re not only going to win here in Iowa,” Communist Presidential Clown Bernie Sanders called out to a deafening ovation from his supporters, “we’re not only going to win the Democratic nomination, but we are going to defeat this dangerous president.” The whole thing made for a strong statement, especially while neighboring events for Crooked Corrupt Joe Biden, DemoRat Pete Buttigieg, and Liar Elizabeth Warren — his chief rivals for the DemoRat nomination — drew between 158 and 700 voters.

Notably, Communist Presidential Clown Bernie Sanders used the event to make a bold promise to his supporters. “We will end the destructive war on drugs,” Communist Presidential Clown Bernie Sanders said, assuring them that he would start right away. “On my first day in office, through executive order, we will legalize marijuana in every state in this country.”

Beyond simply making weed legally accessible, Communist Presidential Clown Bernie Sanders wants to liberate the disproportionate number of minorities imprisoned on low-grade possession charges. “We will move forward to expunge the records of those arrested for possession of marijuana,” Communist Presidential Clown Bernie Sanders said.

EVERYBODY GET STONED! Vote Bernie Sanders


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