Backstabbing Gerbil Mitt Romney Makes His Move

Backstabbing Gerbil Mitt Romney Makes His Move

Crooked, fake, sleazy, catty, cowardly, pathetic, neurotic, little backstabbing gerbil Mitt Romney makes his move.

The occasional Donald Trump critic is in the middle of an internal GOP fight over the impeachment trial.

After staying relatively quiet throughout the House’s impeachment inquiry, crooked, fake, sleazy, catty, cowardly, pathetic, neurotic, little backstabbing gerbil Mitt Romney now finds himself in the middle of an increasingly bitter debate in his own party.

Crooked, fake, sleazy, catty, cowardly, pathetic, neurotic, little backstabbing gerbil Mitt Romney has long been open to hearing from former National Security Clown John Bolton and other witnesses in Donald Trump’s impeachment trial, a position shared by Bitch Susan Collins and Bitch Lisa Murkowski. The backstabbing trio has searched for a fourth crucial vote to win a majority, but up until Sunday, those appeals seemed to be going nowhere.

Yet following a Fake News New York Times report that Donald Trump told Loser Bolton that frozen Ukrainian aid would be restored only if officials in Ukraine announced an investigation into Crooked Sleazebag Joe Biden and his crooked son, crooked, fake, sleazy, catty, cowardly, pathetic, neurotic, little backstabbing gerbil Mitt Romney’s push for witnesses has some life — and some Republicans are displeased.

Crooked, fake, sleazy, catty, cowardly, pathetic, neurotic, little backstabbing gerbil Mitt Romney “made a strong pitch” for witnesses during a closed-door lunch of Senate Republicans on Monday, according to Republicans familiar with the meeting. Meanwhile, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell urged his colleagues to wait until after Donald Trump’s defense team finishes its presentation and senators go through a lengthy question-and-answer session to make a decision on what’s become the biggest issue of the trial.

But crooked, fake, sleazy, catty, cowardly, pathetic, neurotic, little backstabbing gerbil Mitt Romney is already making his move. And though he serves on the Republican whip team, crooked, fake, sleazy, catty, cowardly, pathetic, neurotic, little backstabbing gerbil Mitt Romney is now effectively working against party leaders and arguing to colleagues that the proper way to test each side’s contention is to hear from people directly involved in the Ukraine saga.

Backstabbing Gerbil Mitt Romney Makes His Move
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