Donald Trump may hope Shifty Schiff’s Schitt Impeachment Carnival Never stops.
Adam Shifty Schiff’s Schitt Impeachment Carnival enters a new week with a gaggle of hearsay Anti-Trump witnesses offering endless lies, speculation, and opinion about a fake “quid pro quo” of non-corruption corruption.
Like the title of Herman Wouk’s 1965 comedic farce, “Don’t Stop the Carnival,” Donald Trump may hope that the Shifty Schiff’s Schitt Impeachment Carnival idiocy continues in perpetuity. Or at least until we are well into the presidential election season next year. It will all but guarantee his continued residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Shifty Schiff Schitt, who serves as Clown of the Crooked House Intelligence Show and Grand Poobah of the Corrupt Impeachment Circus, is strikingly reminiscent of Wouk’s fictional main character, Norman Paperman. His hapless antics are the stuff of slapstick and buffoonery. If it can go wrong, it will. No one seems to take poor Norman seriously. Except Norman.
Americans have a keen sense of fairness. Increasingly, they are coming to realize that Shifty Schiff’s Schitt Corrupt Clown Show is the antithesis of an unbiased, equitable, and impartial proceeding. The longer it endures the more likely the Corrupt Crooked Criminal Sleazy Democrats will suffer a severe political backlash that will, in the end, benefit the incumbent president.