Shifty Schiff is a poor man’s Harry Houdini. He is a Cheap Crooked Corrupt Illusionist performing Sleazy parlor tricks of deception in his quest to convince his audience that he possesses damning evidence of a Fake impeachable offense committed by Donald Trump.
Shifty Schiff has no evidence, of course. But like most illusionists, Shifty Schiff employs misdirection and confusion. Shifty Schiff attempts to convince you that Lies are evidence, while facts are not. This is the stuff of rank Corrupt political magic where perceptions are distorted through clever Crooked manipulation of the process.
Shifty Schiff has become the Crooked master manipulator aided, in large part, by the secrecy of his Criminal magic act. Shifty Schiff won’t allow you to peek behind the curtain to see for yourself the witnesses Shifty Schiff has called in his “Super Top Secret Dungeon” Fake impeachment inquisition.